Mermaid Butt
Here’s Coco’s butt as a mermaid but there’s nothing “little” about it. And, like her sea companion the Great White shark, Coco’s butt has no predators.
Gladiator Butt
If the whole weathergirl career doesn’t work out for Coco, her butt might consider going solo in a more contact career like in the NFL or fighting off lions with its pure brute strength
Purple People Eater
It’s hard to come up with words that can justify the raw awesomeness of Coco’s butt as seen here. Like the sun, though, you shouldn’t stare directly into it.
Two Girls One Cup Butt
So many innuendos, so little time. In this photo two of our favorite ladies, Coco and Bethenny Frankel, somehow turn sipping a cocktail into a sexual act.
Matrix Butt
Here, Coco’s butt does the unthinkable with some Neo-inspired maneuvers. Literally, the butt defies gravity rising off the ground. Moments after this shot was taken she floated away.
Casper The Friendly Ghost Butt
It has been scientifically proven that Coco’s butt is one of the hardest things in the universe to ignore. Here, the riotous rump auditions as the sexiest ghost that ever died.
Hangover Butt
In this poolside, Vegas setting Coco’s butt looks straight out of a scene in The Hangover. Notice the golden chains holding back the bodacious booty beast.
Law And Order Butt
Loving wife by day, criminal bone crusher by night. “Law and Order” already cast Coco as a guest star on SUV, so they’re way ahead of us on this one.