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Friday, March 15, 2013

Harry Potter Star Emma Watson to Star In 'Fifty Shades of Grey'

When Internet hackers aren’t just uncovering the credit scores of the rich and famous (perfect credit scores, btw), they are actually doing something useful; namely hacking production companies and finding top secret information like the fact that EMMA WATSON IS STARRING IN “FIFTY SHADES OF GREY.”
First of all OH MY GOD!

We’re totally okay with that casting choice as Emma in the role of Anastasia Steele, the innocent college grad who falls in love with a domineering sex god who then proceeds to spank her (among other things) and homegirl loves it, but more importantly, how did this information get out?

Notorious hacking ring, Anonymous, broke into the database of a German production company called Constantine and revealed a bunch of info about upcoming projects.

Not that Constantine is producing the film, but the database had film information about tons of in-development films, even the ones that Constantine was simply considering.

The only nugget of information from their internal files is that Emma Watson is attached to star in Fifty Shades of Grey.

The information has been scrubbed from the Internet, so if they knew the name of the actor playing Christian Grey, we’re sure that would have been leaked as well.

Emma is a great choice, namely because she ISN’T Kristen Stewart. Also, Emma is playing more bad girl roles like in her new flick, The Bling Ring, where she plays a sl*tty teen who robs houses.

Constantin DID confirm the hack, by the way.